making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
(via everylittle-thingg)
so my mom had this cyst on her ovary her freshman year of college so she got surgery to get it removed and after they removed it thERE WAS LIKE TEETH AND HAIR AND MISCELLANEOUS BONES IN IT AND THEY TOLD HER SHE ABSORBED HER TWIN IN THE WOMB and that’s why i’m scared of my mom
(Source: barbershopping, via blar-rebecca)
lbby:
friends that immediately give u the wifi password are the best kind of friends
(Source: lzbth, via pls-can-u-not)
